life without internet

as my wise friend sandy once said, a computer without internet access is "a box. just a box!!"

here`s an excerpt of an email I wrote to the worship team at church just two minutes ago:

"i have no internet access at home. i have no access to hotmail at work. my computer at work doesn`t have a floppy drive but has a cd-reader. my computer that has the worship team schedule file has a floppy drive, cd reader, but no cd burner. my other computer that has a cd burner is still lying around the new house in its various seperated components. i am now writing from the public library, on which hotmail is for reason not allowed, but i found a way around it. this keyboard is french. I AM LIVING A TECHNOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE!"

for some stupid, stupid reason, we cannot access the internet at home until our phone line has been "upgraded". it sounds like a repeat of our last attempt to get high speed internet.

you can laugh at me all you want and leave your snarky comments in the comment box. i can't check them anyway! HA!

(...sigh.)