This is how badly I want to leave my job:

Lately I've begun fantasizing about how it would be like to tell various people around my office that I'm quitting - not that I've found another job yet. But I'm sitting around dreaming up different scenarios like:
"I'm not scanning this entire manual for you. You know why? Because I quit!"
or "What do you mean we're out of paperclips? This is outrageous. I quit!!"
and "So you won't buy me this leather executive chair, huh? You don't think it'll fit in my cubicle, eh? Well fine then! I QUIT!!"

Perhaps I should be taking all that energy and focus it on searching a little harder for a new job.