QUESTION: What do guitar picks, hair elastics, and money have in common?

ANSWER: These are all items that I don't seem to be able to keep in my possession for long periods of time (long = 2 weeks for guitar picks and hair elastics, long = 2 days for cash). Sometimes I wonder if there is some sort of portal in the form of an invisible swirling vortex in a corner of my room (or in my purse, in the case of cash) through which these items dissapear into an alternate universe. How in the world do I keep losing these things anyway? Where on earth do they go?